The Kart Gods are mythological all-powerful beings who have control over every aspect of Mario Kart. Although there are no confirmed believers, people sometimes joke about them on the forum. It is rumored that if you pray to them, they allow you to PR more quickly. It is also rumored that if you do immoral things (e.g. cheating, using bad strats, or not taking kart seriously enough), they send you to Kart Hell where you are forced to play Moo Moo Farm 24/7. There is also a "BLS God" who supposedly helped Sascha to drive his BLS world records in Mario Kart DS. | The Kart Gods are mythological all-powerful beings who have control over every aspect of Mario Kart. Although there are no confirmed believers, people sometimes joke about them on the forum. It is rumored that if you pray to them, they allow you to PR more quickly. It is also rumored that if you do immoral things (e.g. cheating, using bad strats, or not taking kart seriously enough), they send you to Kart Hell where you are forced to play Moo Moo Farm 24/7. There is also a "BLS God" who supposedly helped Sascha to drive his BLS world records in Mario Kart DS. |