| Mark enjoys golfing, playing guitar, losing extreme amounts of weight, playing softball, running, lifting weights, being completely amazing, computer programming, being a genius hacker, dating cute girls, threatening [[Jason Whalls]] with the Hammers of Hell, making fun of [[Kevin Booth]] and relentlessly whipping Alex Penev whenever Mark senses that he is slacking off. | | Mark enjoys golfing, playing guitar, losing extreme amounts of weight, playing softball, running, lifting weights, being completely amazing, computer programming, being a genius hacker, dating cute girls, threatening [[Jason Whalls]] with the Hammers of Hell, making fun of [[Kevin Booth]] and relentlessly whipping Alex Penev whenever Mark senses that he is slacking off. |
| + | * Even though Mark has never competed in [[GoldenEye]] or [[Perfect Dark]], rarely shows up in the AIM chat and posts sparingly in General Chat he often finds himself in the yearly summer contest. One can only assume that even more sexual favors were involved with various selection committee members. It is possible that word got out about Mark's incredible time of 0"59 on [[Dam]] Agent and 0"27 on [[Runway]] Agent - [[Wouter Jansen]], [[Illu]] and [[Bryan Bosshardt]] should consider themselves officially on notice. |