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It's '''2008 Craption Tuesday'''! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!
It's '''2008 Craption Tuesday'''! Let's see who came up with the best captions for these 10 (plus TB) images!
== Final Results ==
== Final Results ==
1. [[Ngamer]] - 19 pts<br>
1. [[Ngamer]] - 19 pts<br>
2. [[Graves]] - 16 pts (won TB)<br>
2. [[Graves]] - 16 pts (won TB)<br>
3. [[Matis the Karter]] - 16 pts<br>
3. [[Matis the Karter]] - 16 pts<br>
4. [[Jack]] - 14 pts<br>
4. [[Jack]] - 14 pts<br>
5. [[Thingy]] - 10 pts<br>
5. [[Thingy]] - 10 pts<br>
6. [[Third]] - 8 pts<br>
6. [[Third]] - 8 pts<br>
7. [[Brutus]] - 4 pts<br>
7. [[Brutus]] - 4 pts<br>
7. [[octo]] - 4 pts<br>
7. [[octo]] - 4 pts<br>
7. [[Goose]] - 4 pts<br>
7. [[Goose]] - 4 pts<br>
10. [[Comet]] - 2 pts<br>
10. [[Comet]] - 2 pts<br>
10. [[Luke]] - 2 pts<br>
10. [[Luke]] - 2 pts<br>
12. [[Robin]] - 1 pt<br>
12. [[Robin]] - 1 pt<br>
12. [[wheat]] - 1 pt<br>
12. [[wheat]] - 1 pt<br>
12. [[drag]] - 1 pt
12. [[drag]] - 1 pt
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/942.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/942.jpg
1. This is what happened when Phelps knocked up a Chinese woman. (Matis) 2<br>
1. This is what happened when Phelps knocked up a Chinese woman. (Matis) 2<br>
2. "Can I get the one on the right with duck sauce?" "Yes, but it will cost you 50 cents extra." (Graves) 4
2. "Can I get the one on the right with duck sauce?" "Yes, but it will cost you 50 cents extra." (Graves) 4
== Craption #10 ==
== Craption #10 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/972.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/972.jpg
1. "Should we arrest em or sleep with em?" "Well we're off duty in 5 minutes" "Yeah, I've never slept with a policeman before" (Thingy) 3<br>
1. "Should we arrest em or sleep with em?" "Well we're off duty in 5 minutes" "Yeah, I've never slept with a policeman before" (Thingy) 3<br>
2. And here we have 3 girls that are way too old for Goose. (drag) 1<br>
2. And here we have 3 girls that are way too old for Goose. (drag) 1<br>
3. I just came. (Matis) 1<br>
3. I just came. (Matis) 1<br>
4. The police had to be called in after the Elite Sea Team's Super Bowl celebration got a little ''too'' rowdy. (Ngamer) 2<br>
4. The police had to be called in after the Elite Sea Team's Super Bowl celebration got a little ''too'' rowdy. (Ngamer) 2<br>
5. There are eight ninjas hidden in this picture. Can YOU find them all? (Jack) 1<br>
5. There are eight ninjas hidden in this picture. Can YOU find them all? (Jack) 1<br>
6. This week on Survivor: Fetish Island... (Graves) 2<br>
6. This week on Survivor: Fetish Island... (Graves) 2<br>
7. "Yeah, this guy was going almost 100 on the highway, I flagged him down and scratched him $220..." "DUDE, CAMEL TOE!" (Third)<br>
7. "Yeah, this guy was going almost 100 on the highway, I flagged him down and scratched him $220..." "DUDE, CAMEL TOE!" (Third)<br>
8. "ok, what can we arrest them for?"
8. "ok, what can we arrest them for?"
"hmm, I think we can get them for loitering"
"yeah maybe we'll just give them a little talking to"
"and Farva, NO REPEATER" (Goose)<br>
== Craption #9 ==
== Craption #9 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/859.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/859.jpg
1. Just a normal weekend activity for Alec and his friends. (wheat)<br>
1. Just a normal weekend activity for Alec and his friends. (wheat)<br>
2. Remember those flashes of light on the X-Files? Well this is what you couldn't see under the bright lights! (Thingy)<br>
2. Remember those flashes of light on the X-Files? Well this is what you couldn't see under the bright lights! (Thingy)<br>
3. Little known fact: Perfect Ace engages in a short ritual before setting every new World Record. (Ngamer) 4<br>
3. Little known fact: Perfect Ace engages in a short ritual before setting every new World Record. (Ngamer) 4<br>
4. "Dude, what is that?" "I don't know, but I have to pee." (Third) 2<br>
4. "Dude, what is that?" "I don't know, but I have to pee." (Third) 2<br>
5. Apple is up an unprecidented 300%! (drag)<br>
5. Apple is up an unprecidented 300%! (drag)<br>
6. At least its not spin the bottle. (Matis) 2<br>
6. At least its not spin the bottle. (Matis) 2<br>
7. FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEC FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEC (Graves)<br>
7. FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEC FITHOS LUSEC WECOS VINOSEC (Graves)<br>
8. A new experimental method, teaches kids to read by blinding them. The results, are a little on the weird side, admittedly. (Jack) 2<br>
8. A new experimental method, teaches kids to read by blinding them. The results, are a little on the weird side, admittedly. (Jack) 2<br>
== Craption #8 ==
== Craption #8 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/911.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/911.jpg
1. Uh...I'll take some chicken. (Third) 2<br>
1. Uh...I'll take some chicken. (Third) 2<br>
2. At least the flies will eat this shit. (octo)<br>
2. At least the flies will eat this shit. (octo)<br>
3. The brains of the KotH crew. Corey's is in the top left corner. (Thingy) 2<br>
3. The brains of the KotH crew. Corey's is in the top left corner. (Thingy) 2<br>
4. Jimbo's idea of a very very fine restaurant dinner. (wheat) 1<br>
4. Jimbo's idea of a very very fine restaurant dinner. (wheat) 1<br>
5. "ZOMBI MARKUT: NO EET BIFOR BUY" (Graves) 2<br>
5. "ZOMBI MARKUT: NO EET BIFOR BUY" (Graves) 2<br>
6. The economic recession has hurt everyone, but zombie supermarkets seem to be weathering the storm better than most other businesses. (Ngamer) 3<br>
6. The economic recession has hurt everyone, but zombie supermarkets seem to be weathering the storm better than most other businesses. (Ngamer) 3<br>
7. I LIKE BIG BRAINS AND I CANNOT LIE. THEM OTHER BOYS CANT DENY. WHEN A BRAIN... fuck. (Goose) 1<br>
7. I LIKE BIG BRAINS AND I CANNOT LIE. THEM OTHER BOYS CANT DENY. WHEN A BRAIN... fuck. (Goose) 1<br>
8. A zombie's Paradise. (Jack)<br>
8. A zombie's Paradise. (Jack)<br>
9. Mmmmm brains. *drools* (drag)<br>
9. Mmmmm brains. *drools* (drag)<br>
10. Mad cow brains on sale! (Matis)<br>
10. Mad cow brains on sale! (Matis)<br>
== Craption #7 ==
== Craption #7 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/839.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/839.jpg
1. Ghosts... ''busted''! (Ngamer) 1<br>
1. Ghosts... ''busted''! (Ngamer) 1<br>
2. All right, let's see if a lightbulb really does fit in here... (Third) 3<br>
2. All right, let's see if a lightbulb really does fit in here... (Third) 3<br>
3. What REALLY happened on ''Fight Club''. (Thingy) 1<br>
3. What REALLY happened on ''Fight Club''. (Thingy) 1<br>
4. HOLY FUCK there's a cigarette butt in the left corner. (Goose) 1<br>
4. HOLY FUCK there's a cigarette butt in the left corner. (Goose) 1<br>
5. Man I love watching cave painting porn. (drag)<br>
5. Man I love watching cave painting porn. (drag)<br>
6. I fisted a girl. And I liked it. (Matis)<br>
6. I fisted a girl. And I liked it. (Matis)<br>
7. There's a silhouette in this picture? Damn, I was busy ogling the cigarette butt. (Jack)<br>
7. There's a silhouette in this picture? Damn, I was busy ogling the cigarette butt. (Jack)<br>
8. It was humiliating enough WITHOUT the workers painting around them. (Graves) 3<br>
8. It was humiliating enough WITHOUT the workers painting around them. (Graves) 3<br>
9. A little farther.... (octo) 1<br>
9. A little farther.... (octo) 1<br>
== Craption #6. ==
== Craption #6. ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/852.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/852.jpg
1. I can't pee with everyone looking at me! (drag)<br>
1. I can't pee with everyone looking at me! (drag)<br>
2. Come on guys! Just 85 gallons more before we can go swimming! (Jack) 4<br>
2. Come on guys! Just 85 gallons more before we can go swimming! (Jack) 4<br>
3. "...I...I can't go... I can't go in public... I get nervous." (Goose)<br>
3. "...I...I can't go... I can't go in public... I get nervous." (Goose)<br>
4. Look STRAIGHT DOWN, dammit! (Graves) 3<br>
4. Look STRAIGHT DOWN, dammit! (Graves) 3<br>
5. "I've got a HUGE cock" "Yeah, but I can piss farther." (Thingy)<br>
5. "I've got a HUGE cock" "Yeah, but I can piss farther." (Thingy)<br>
6. Alright, now where do i take a poo? (Matis)<br>
6. Alright, now where do i take a poo? (Matis)<br>
7. "Damn, it smells bad." "Dude, come back later. People shit in here too." (Third)<br>
7. "Damn, it smells bad." "Dude, come back later. People shit in here too." (Third)<br>
8. This ''is'' the neighboring city's aqueduct, right? (octo) 3<br>
8. This ''is'' the neighboring city's aqueduct, right? (octo) 3<br>
== Craption #5 ==
== Craption #5 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/837.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/837.jpg
1. And who said you couldn't have any fun at a gay pride parade? (octo)<br>
1. And who said you couldn't have any fun at a gay pride parade? (octo)<br>
2. Sequel to Sackboy's adventure in LittleBigWorld: LittleBigVaginas. (Thingy) 1 <br>
2. Sequel to Sackboy's adventure in LittleBigWorld: LittleBigVaginas. (Thingy) 1 <br>
3. Fuck this... this is honestly pathetic. (Goose)<br>
3. Fuck this... this is honestly pathetic. (Goose)<br>
4. Wait- this is the Boston Marathon? I thought we were in New Orleans? Balls! (Jack) 2 <br>
4. Wait- this is the Boston Marathon? I thought we were in New Orleans? Balls! (Jack) 2 <br>
5. The wild vaginas thought they could escape the hunter's detection by blending into a parade. Unfortunately it was that time of the month; the hunters followed the blood trail directly to their hideout. (Ngamer) 3<br>
5. The wild vaginas thought they could escape the hunter's detection by blending into a parade. Unfortunately it was that time of the month; the hunters followed the blood trail directly to their hideout. (Ngamer) 3<br>
6. I am speechless. (Third)<br>
6. I am speechless. (Third)<br>
7. That's one happy clitoris! (Matis) 2<br>
7. That's one happy clitoris! (Matis) 2<br>
8. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo. (Graves) 1<br>
8. OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo. (Graves) 1<br>
== Craption #4 ==
== Craption #4 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/821.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/821.jpg
1. I wish someone would pump my gas... (that's the guy talking) (third)<br>
1. I wish someone would pump my gas... (that's the guy talking) (third)<br>
2. You want gas!?!? Then talk to the face. The hand's.... occupied. (Jack)<br>
2. You want gas!?!? Then talk to the face. The hand's.... occupied. (Jack)<br>
3. You can't waste gas when SpongeBob is watching! The kids would go mad! (Thingy)<br>
3. You can't waste gas when SpongeBob is watching! The kids would go mad! (Thingy)<br>
4. The rising cost of gas drove Mr. Blue away from Crystal Pink forever. (Brino)<br>
4. The rising cost of gas drove Mr. Blue away from Crystal Pink forever. (Brino)<br>
5. "I've been twice as popular as you today Mary." "Shut the fuck up Jim." (Luke)<br>
5. "I've been twice as popular as you today Mary." "Shut the fuck up Jim." (Luke)<br>
6. I came looking for PEZ, and all I got was gas? (octo) 3<br>
6. I came looking for PEZ, and all I got was gas? (octo) 3<br>
7. The pump on the left sometimes finishes prematurely. The pump on the right rarely finishes at all. (Ngamer) 3<br>
7. The pump on the left sometimes finishes prematurely. The pump on the right rarely finishes at all. (Ngamer) 3<br>
8. The pink one strangely has more gas. (Matis) 2<br>
8. The pink one strangely has more gas. (Matis) 2<br>
9. I. Drink. Your. Gasoline. I DRINK IT UP. (Graves) 1<br>
9. I. Drink. Your. Gasoline. I DRINK IT UP. (Graves) 1<br>
== Craption #3 ==
== Craption #3 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/934.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/934.jpg
1. The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct. 2 (Ngamer)<br>
1. The statue that was erected to memorialize the park bench where Goose lost his virginity wasn't QUITE anatomically correct. 2 (Ngamer)<br>
2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. (Brino) 1 <br>
2. This is Jimbo, who is a dumb guy, getting raped by a goose, which is unusual. (Brino) 1 <br>
3. Deepthroat. (Luke) 1 <br>
3. Deepthroat. (Luke) 1 <br>
4. That woman is freakin' huge. (Third)<br>
4. That woman is freakin' huge. (Third)<br>
5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. (Thingy) 1 <br>
5. Goose's first sexual encounter.....he's on bottom. (Thingy) 1 <br>
6. BREAKING HEADLINE: RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! (Goose)<br>
6. BREAKING HEADLINE: RYAN WHITE GOOSE GETS LAID! (Goose)<br>
7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. 3 (Jack)<br>
7. Above: Artist's rendition of the War of 1812; which the Canadians won by loosing their army of trained militant geese. 3 (Jack)<br>
8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. (Graves) <br>
8. You too can have your most intimate moments forever captured in chocolate. And put on display in a public park. (Graves) <br>
9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. (Matis the Karter) 2 <br>
9. The goose was the best thunder thighs could find. (Matis the Karter) 2 <br>
== Craption #2 ==
== Craption #2 ==
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/831.jpg
http://ngamer.speedrunwiki.com/2008koth/craptions/831.jpg
1. So THIS is where I came from.... (Jack)<br>
1. So THIS is where I came from.... (Jack)<br>
2. Now we all know why they're called a Wiener Dog. (Thingy) 2<br>
2. Now we all know why they're called a Wiener Dog. (Thingy) 2<br>
3. The girl was about to venture into the dogs gigantic gaping anus but Scott who was already residing there shooed her away. (Brutus) 4<br>
3. The girl was about to venture into the dogs gigantic gaping anus but Scott who was already residing there shooed her away. (Brutus) 4<br>
4. Is there candy inside?' "Yes, liquid candy. (Third) 1<br>
4. Is there candy inside?' "Yes, liquid candy. (Third) 1<br>
5. It looks like mummys daddy! (Luke)<br>
5. It looks like mummys daddy! (Luke)<br>
6. Goatse; or what goose will never experience. (Goose)<br>
6. Goatse; or what goose will never experience. (Goose)<br>
7. You've heard, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?" Well... (Graves) 2<br>
7. You've heard, "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?" Well... (Graves) 2<br>
8. But mommy, I asked where babies come from. (Comet)<br>
8. But mommy, I asked where babies come from. (Comet)<br>
9. Mommy, can I borrow your lipstick? (Matis the Karter) 2<br>
9. Mommy, can I borrow your lipstick? (Matis the Karter) 2<br>
== Craption #1 ==
== Craption #1 ==
# First Human Tetris made TV, Human Sex will be coming next Fall! (Thingy)
# First Human Tetris made TV, Human Sex will be coming next Fall! (Thingy)
# Upon seeing this image, Nate Stinson commented "please don't give the boys ideas for Virginia '09, one glimpse of Jimbo's ass crack is more than enough to petrify 12 oxen" (Goose) 2
# Upon seeing this image, Nate Stinson commented "please don't give the boys ideas for Virginia '09, one glimpse of Jimbo's ass crack is more than enough to petrify 12 oxen" (Goose) 2
# Please don't let me get Free Spin. Oh God, please don't let me get Free Spin. (Graves) 2
# Please don't let me get Free Spin. Oh God, please don't let me get Free Spin. (Graves) 2
# You don't even KNOW what they have to do when it lands on pink... (Ngamer) 1
# You don't even KNOW what they have to do when it lands on pink... (Ngamer) 1
