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Neo's Theme
'''Neo's Theme'''
Your name's from the Matrix
Your name's from the Matrix
Rumor has it you hate chicks
Rumor has it you hate chicks
You could really use a facelift
You could really use a facelift
And those are just the basics.
And those are just the basics.
You've always been little
You've always been little
And always second fiddle
And always second fiddle
You make the girls giggle
You make the girls giggle
And you really suck at riddles
And you really suck at riddles
Geoff is a bore
Geoff is a bore
And your sister is a whore
And your sister is a whore
The twins, I abhor
The twins, I abhor
But I'm sleeping with your mor
But I'm sleeping with your mor
The biggest loser on the planet
The biggest loser on the planet
Lesser than a piece of granite
Lesser than a piece of granite
Not only when it's shined
Not only when it's shined
But all the fucking time
But all the fucking time
The Colts keep losing
The Colts keep losing
It's really quite amusing
It's really quite amusing
Here's an unrelated musing
Here's an unrelated musing
Why do your zits keep oozing?
Why do your zits keep oozing?
You jerk to LemonParty
You jerk to LemonParty
And your jokes are all retarded
And your jokes are all retarded
They should all be discarded
They should all be discarded
But instead we get bombarded
But instead we get bombarded
Your teeth are all crooked
Your teeth are all crooked
Thus, you aren't good looking
Thus, you aren't good looking
So you're never gonna hook in
So you're never gonna hook in
Unless some girl's hooking
Unless some girl's hooking
You sucked at Perfect Dark
You sucked at Perfect Dark
And you prolly fuck with Mark
And you prolly fuck with Mark
I'd rather hang with Lark
I'd rather hang with Lark
Cause you've really jumped the shark
Cause you've really jumped the shark
Don't get mad at Kelly
Don't get mad at Kelly
Just because she thinks you're smelly
Just because she thinks you're smelly
You don't drop E's when spelling
You don't drop E's when spelling
Pad, you're simply not gellin'
Pad, you're simply not gellin'
I'd say he's filled with angst
I'd say he's filled with angst
But it's tough to rhyme with angst
But it's tough to rhyme with angst
So I'm settling for emo
So I'm settling for emo
He's poker's opposite of Zeebo
He's poker's opposite of Zeebo
Pad, you really suck at life
Pad, you really suck at life
And you'll never take a wife
And you'll never take a wife
Prepare for 80 years of strife
Prepare for 80 years of strife
Or just end it with a knife
Or just end it with a knife
