1. Holy shit, they spelled chili wrong. (x) - x<br>
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2. The war veterans Iraq horror stories were somewhat deflated by the performance of Shrek 2 coming on right afterwards. (x) - x<br>
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3. Goose performing his smash cover of Toxic, only to be interrupted by an even more drunk Kanye West. IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BRITNEY SPEARS HAD THE BEST VERSION OF TOXIC OF ALL TIME. (x) - x<br>
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4. The AudioKnights' new song, "Jimbo ate his soul out" (x) - x<br>
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5. That damn gingerbread boy is behind me again, isn't he? (x) - x<br>
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6. Admission is free for children, who will subsequently be eaten by anthropomorphic baked goods. (x) - x<br>
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7. Admission is free for children, who will subsequently be eaten by anthropomorphic baked goods. (x) - x<br>
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8. Real soldiers jam with ginger bread men, put your motherfuckings hands in da air. (x) - x<br>
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9. Yo, I'ma let you finish but QB had one of the greatest KotHs of ALL TIME. (x) - x<br>