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[[Image:Mgay.jpg|thumb|Jon "Ngamer" Barber and his prepared sign for the anticipated result of the infamous Jimbo vs. Mgay battle of 2006.]]
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== Biography ==
 
== Biography ==
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'''Mike "Mgay" Gaydeski''' joined [[The Elite]] in July 2003 with a batch of [[GoldenEye]] times that were completely and utterly awful.  Over the next few years he spent entirely too much time playing the game; however, his efforts were largely unsuccessful, as evidenced by his snail-paced rise up the rankingsEventually, he gave up and started lying, although nobody seems to notice or care.  He also played [[Perfect Dark]], and achieved equally terrible times.
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'''Mike "Mgay" Gaydeski''' joined [[The Elite]] in July 2003 with a batch of [[GoldenEye]] times that were completely and utterly awful.  Over the next few years, he climbed the ranks slowly, peaking somewhere in the upper 30s in 2006He has achieved a total of 10 World Records in his career, 2 of which remain.  He also played [[Perfect Dark]], achieving a few notable times, such as Rescue SA 2:22He also became one of the few people to complete all 21 levels on [[License to Kill]].  He has also competed in [[Mario Kart 64]].
 
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At the peak of his activity, Mike was <s>a very important member</s> the Elite's bitchHis first major task was updating the Perfect Dark [[License to Kill]] rankings, which got him zero recognition.  He contributed greatly to the [[2006 Elite Summer Contest|2006 Summer Contest]]; he was chosen as a member of the Selection Committee, wrote entirely too many bios, and ran the contest while [[Jon Barber|Ngamer]] was on vacation.  Nobody seemed to care.  Disillusioned by his abnormally low ratio of perceived importance to contributions, he mysteriously disappeared.
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Mike is now a complete asshole.  This was made apparent by his brief return in January 2007, when he ruined the Elite No Sleepathon for everyone by pointing out some painfully obvious flaws in the system.  At that time, he also confessed to lying about times, but no actions were taken.  He confessed to lying again upon his return in May, and removed his times in an act of vigilante self-justice.
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At the moment, Mike hates everyone.  Including you.  '''Especially''' you.
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== Gaming Achievements ==
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=== GoldenEye ===
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* Lies profusely
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* Probably should have been banned by now
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=== Perfect Dark ===
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* Achieved Duel Agent 0:03
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* Owned LTK, mostly because nobody bothers to play it
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=== Mario Kart 64 ===
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* lol
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== Summer Contests ==
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=== 2006 ===
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* Won his first match vs. [[Jim Barrett|Jimbo]] 37-33
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* Lost his second match vs. [[Matthijs ten Ham|Matthijs]] 64-30
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* Was a member of the Selection Committee, but nobody cares
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* Wrote most of the bios, but nobody cares
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* Ran the contest for a week, but still, nobody cares
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=== 2007 ===
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At the peak of his activity, Mike was an important member of The Elite.  He updated the Perfect Dark License to Kill rankings (of which he was the only active member).  He also contributed greatly to the [[2006 Elite Summer Contest|2006 Summer Contest]], where he was chosen as a member of the Selection Committee, wrote a large number of bios, and ran the contest while [[Jon Barber|Ngamer]] was on vacation.
* Did not make the field
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=== 2008 ===
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In late 2006, Mike mysteriously disappeared from The Elite. He remained largely inactive for the next couple years, except for several brief comebacks in which he lied, cheated, stole, and otherwise acted like a complete douche bag.  However, in June 2009, he came back once again, this time with a surprising return to GoldenEye activity (and normalcy).
* Made a glorious return to the Elite Contest field
      
== External Links ==
 
== External Links ==