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− | 1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi.<br> | + | 1. Mario and Luigi were getting old, so now Japan sells Tardio and Jewigi. (Thingy) - 5<br> |
− | 2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros!<br> | + | 2. Holy crap, what a deal on New Super Mario Bros! (Infil) - 1<br> |
− | 3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White.<br> | + | 3. Pedophilia is actually considered habitual in middle eastern nations. This is why Perfectace is so enticed to play videogames solicited by creepy men. Note: Modeling for Mario, Bryan Bosshardt, and modeling for Luigi, Ryan White. (Goose) - 1<br> |
− | 4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan!<br> | + | 4. In the Japanese text, Mario threatens to eat the babies of anyone who does purchase Mario Bros DS. No wonder it sold 7 mil in Japan! (Ngamer) - <br> |
− | 5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why.<br> | + | 5. The death penalty is scheduled for reinstatement in 2009. This artwork is the reason why. (Jack)<br> |
− | 6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed.<br> | + | 6. Sales fell to an all-time low when this artwork was displayed. (QB) - 1<br> |
− | 7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers".<br> | + | 7. In Japanese, this translates "gay plumbers". (drag) - <br> |
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| == Craption #4 == | | == Craption #4 == |