# Precisely when the the-elite/mariokart meeting started taking a turn for the worst.
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# Jimbo Barrett is hung like a horse! ...everywhere except where it counts.
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# Centaurs finally shed their status as mythical beings and stepped into reality approximately 9 months after lonesome Jimbo's WILD night at the stables.
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# Jimbo fucked a horse, obv.
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# Unfortunately the Costumed Nerds of America can't defend their "Biggest Virgins" title. That went to The-Elite.net this time around!
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# Ironically, the horse guy didn't even know there was a Medieval Fair going on today
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# That's it. I'm never going to a Renaissance Fair again.
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# The annual Renaissance Faire was interrupted by a World of Warcraft player looking to "pwn up on sum nubz".