# What happens when refs stay single for too long.
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# Bryan Youse is giddy after he finds out that his Eagles have finally won a football game vs a good team! What a guy!
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# "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!"
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# "Jon Barber stoops to a new low to promote the-elite.net"
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# Security smears the "can you hear me now" queer
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# "Hey boss, I think I'm almost there!" "No Clemens, I see you on TV you idiot"
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# I just wanted somebody to touch me
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# I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico!
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# "Hey mum, turn to channel 8!"
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# An oddball new sport, fagtackling, has taken the world by storm, with crowds in the hundreds of thousands regularly attending league matches.
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# Infil just can't control himself
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# "Got Bunker 2 Secret Agent 0:47, but I'm naked so it can't count!"
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# "Hey Richard, yeah... this is crazy. Apparently all you have to do to be gang tackled by muscular men is run around naked in front of millions of people!... OMG, JACKPOT!"