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[[Image:Karl.jpg|thumb|Karl "Sim Threat" Jobst]]
'''Karl "Sim Threat" Jobst''' has been one of the most widely known and incredible gamers in [[The Elite]] since his arrival in 1999. Aside from writing a great [[GoldenEye 007|Goldeneye]] Fast Times Guide at [[GameFAQs]], he went on to become one of the best players in the world, peaking at 2nd in Points and setting incredible World Records, including one that is still around now in 0:23 Runway SA, though it's been tied by many since its' conception in 2001. After burning out in Goldeneye, Karl focused on [[Perfect Dark]], where he completely blew away any competition to become the most dominant champion ever seen. His incredible rise would soon lead to a demise though, as his attitude became overpowering of his gaming skill, and he began making enemies at every step he took, mainly because of his gratuitous use of profanity. He's also been known to "retire" many many times and claim to be leaving The Elite forever, just to return to either the boards or PD competition, and has set more WRs in retirement than anybody could even imagine. His grudges against The Elite (for what reasons, we're all still unsure of) soon became all out hatred, to the point of his requesting removal of his times and not wanting anything to do with anything Elite for the rest of his life. Despite this attitude, he has returned to The Elite and reinstated his times on both the Goldeneye and Perfect Dark rankings.
Lately Karl has decided to follow his [[Gamer's Den]] dream and become the great guitar player in the world. To that end he has formed his own one-man band called Neotenous, whose music you can listen to on the myspace page linked below.
== External Links ==
* [http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/n64/game/197462.html Karl's Fast Times Guide at GameFAQs] (as FAQ GOD)
* [http://www.geocities.com/sim_threat/goldeneye.html Karl's Goldeneye Times]
* [http://quentin.meunier.free.fr/gewrs/rankings.php?only=karl Karl's GE World Records]
* [http://www.geocities.com/tehmysteryman/ Someone's Perfect Dark Times]
* [http://www.myspace.com/neotenous Karl's One Man Band] - "Neotenous" Songs and Info
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